> WHITE WOMEN
>
> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>
> Second date : You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
>
> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
>
>
> IRISH WOMEN
>
> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
> 20th Anniversary : You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>
> ITALIAN WOMEN
>
> First Date : You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
>
> Second Date : You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and
> meatballs.
>
> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
> ring.
>
> 5thAnniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
> having sex.
>
> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>
>
> JEWISH WOMEN
>
> First Date: You get terrific head.
>
> Second Date: You get even more great head.
>
> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her, and never get head again.
>
>
>
> CHINESE WOMEN
>
> First date : You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
>
> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
> again.
>
> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
> realized nothing i ever going to happen.
>
>
> INDIAN WOMEN
>
> First date: Meet her parents.
>
> Second date : Set the date of the wedding.
>
> Third date : Wedding night.
>
>
> BLACK WOMEN
>
> First Date : You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>
> Second Date : You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
> dinner.
>
> Third Date: You get to pay her rent
>
> Tenth Date : She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>
>
> MEXICAN WOMEN
>
> First Date : You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,
> and have sex in the back of her car.
>
> Second Date: She's pregnant.
>
> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
> girlfriend, her two sisters her brother, all of their kids, her
> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
> sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
> beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but
> now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>
>
> ARAB WOMEN
>
> First Date : Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts,
> Uncles, Friends and entire Arab Community find out.
>
> Second Date: You are shot dead.
>
> No third date